Turn around immediately! (after the player refuses a private dance), Okay honey, I will be waiting. (Indian clerks, when entering the store with a wanted level), I'll be watching you! https://youtu.be/QfOwnAo-xx4 This is one of my favorite videos of him. Not actually driving, more like sitting in traffic. ("Peace be with you" in. 2021 The Almighty forgives, the Lost MC don't! Outsourced? (during a private dance), You wanna go to my place, baby? Alright cool, man! The two weave through traffic on the Great Ocean Highway before making a sharp right turn, heading uphill through Del Perro. All Professional Baseball Statistics for LaMar Davis. Lamar Roasts Franklin - A cutscene in the 2013 action-adventure video game Grand Theft Auto V where Lamar Davis, portrayed by comedian Slink Johnson, berates Franklin Clinton, portrayed by actor and former rapper Shawn Fonteno, for Franklin's haircut, ending in Lamar uttering the word "nigga" in a condescending, sing-song voice and giving . (when asking for a private dance), Just follow me, sugar. My husband's a murderer. This is the Harbour Patrol! Whether you love his one-liners or just enjoy hearing his voice, our Lamar Davis soundboard is the perfect way to keep his dialogue at your fingertips. Jesus! Brace yourselves Gamologists, a fresh Experts React episode is here!The Megalodon Mac Slink Johnson a.k.a Lamar Davis himself is in the house and he will che. So, you're uhh looking for stuff. Don't try being wise, punk! (when asking Michael for a private dance), Private dance Michael? Gorgeous! Why hasn't someone sensible shot you yet? Indulge in the most shopping fun ever! He also sends a text message to Franklin to ask if he knows anything about Trevor's death, though Franklin responds by claiming Trevor was killed by government agents. Hey, civilian! (when threatened inside store), Oh my god! Now we gonna go in and take these motherfuckers out, and free this beautiful new industry from the shackles of gangsterism and corruption, man. Nah, fuck that, I need that ol' disrespectful-ass bitch-ass n-----! (after a private dance and suggesting the protagonist to take her home), Want to come by my place? Just great, my feckless, faithless husband. Whenever I try and leave, they give me another dance. Nice name badge! Franklin then mentions that he needs to get home to Tanisha, and after a short banter with Lamar offering Franklin an "internship" at LD Organics, Franklin walks down the road in style. (when stepping on top of furniture), The police are after you, now get out of here! Lamar is a secondary character who appears in GTA V and GTA Online. MOAN, MOAN, MOAN! I have confused thoughts about other men! (if the player refuses to stop the vehicle and keeps driving), Stop your fucking car! Email. If the player enters the in-game website PsychicShoutout and speaks with Mrs. Marcy as Franklin, she will say that she sees Lamar in her visions, having sex on Franklin's bed. Knowing that the repossession is now meaningless, Lamar keeps the bike for himself and eventually gives it to Franklin. Get out while you still can! Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. (when suggesting a private dance to the protagonist), Hey you want a private dance? Are you glad that me and Michael are friends again? Yeah, look, man, I'm gonna leave you for the ambulance, a'ight? HeyAren't you cool? previous . This is Mrs. Ananda. Franklin : What? I was enjoying that thought! This is air support, we've lost the suspect. Alas, we are growing desperate. It got bought out by Corinthian Colleges which got bought out by some other BS, which got bought out from Everest. Both never plan to move out of their respective neighborhoods. The rest of the video does not have any audio and it is unclear what the two men said. My husband was just outsourced! Ain't nobody gotta know it was us. Please do stay tuned though, as the Dark and Light themes will be changing for real in the not-too-distant future. Lamar calls Franklin saying that he was "right about Stretch", and that he will need to lay low for a while. You wanna end up in the trunk of this thing? So, well - it's OK when I jerk off my buddies! Looks like somebody had a little too much incest last night. But I pay for mine. Oh, stop complaining! (reference to set), Don't fuck with the Ballas, baby! (in a more aggressive tone, if you refuse to stop the vehicle when being told to), What part of stop don't you understand?! I mean his line "Maybe if you got rid of that ole yeeyee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick " is one of the best lines in video game history. FUCKING START! Our condo is brand new, my husband's job was outsourced right after we bought it. Reporting 1183! Screw you! What are the odds, huh? Only an idiot joins the cops! What?! Before Franklin is about to smoke, Lamar refers to Tanisha getting annoyed if he gets high, implying that they are married. (when entering the store), How's it going? I'm still alive, in case you're wondering. Not afraid to face it. (When Franklin or Trevor enters the Ballas territory), Get your bitch-ass out of here (When Franklin or Trevor enters the Ballas territory), Me and you gonna need a doctor, buddy (fighting OC Balla), You's a stupid-ass bitch! Driver, this is the LSPD! It is the seventh main entry in the series, and the fifteenth instalment overall. One of my favorite side characters in GTA5. (after the player refuses a private dance), Dipshit! Chill out with that! (Indian clerks, during a robbery in online mode), I'm doing my best! Good to see you! (when running over the player). (Spanish clerks, complying with the protagonist during a robbery in story mode), Please take whatever you want! (after the protagonist agrees to have a private dance), Come on, this way, don't be shy. ( Franklin and Lamar locate the cars up for repossession) Lamar Davis: Damn, This nigga must got the baby dick. You wanna put all these resources on a dude playing show and tell?! (when suggesting a private dance), Ok, you know where I am. Sign Up. (Spanish clerks, when the protagonist has brandished a weapon in story mode), I did not need this today! (when buying an item from the shop), No, please! You even run in a depressing way! People named Lamar Davis. Are those lips fake as well or just the tits? He is also good friends with Trevor Phillips. However, both of them started bickering as soon as the truck started moving, alerting the driver of a hit and this engaged the entire Vagos hitsquad to shoot at both Franklin and Lamar along the road till they reached an alleyway opposite the Oriental Theater. Man, I'm drunk but shit, I ain't getting drunker. Hey, Pork Chop! He did an AMA years ago. I hate how Rockstar games did him dirty. This asshole must be on PCP. (if threatened with a firearm). It's ALL you ever do! He believes he's a ruthless gang member, on the hunt for the next big score, but in fact, he is just another Los Santos gang member trying to make a living in life. And stop acting all "CRAY-ZAY"! They manage to get fight off the Vagos while initially trying to get back to Lamar's compound. We go out in a blaze! (during a private dance), You're making me so hot! You're gonna die, bitch! Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Don't glare at me! (when asking Trevor for a private dance), Hey Trevor, want to go in the back with me? Mira que asqueroso! We need that. (Spanish clerks, complying with the protagonist during a robbery in story mode), Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God! N----, I'm extra savage, n----. You asshole! Lamar introduces the player to Benny and his shop, Benny's Original Motor Works and will begin to give players missions to do so Lamar can rise to become the "King of Los Santos." (Indian clerks, when entering), I can't help you when the cops are after you! Go! (on the megaphone, if the player refuses to stop the vehicle). It appears that Lamar is a drug dealer and gang-banger due to Franklin's comments about Lamar "slingin' dope" and "throwing up gang signs." He is a member of the Families street gang. "Admitting you are depressed or asking for help is a challenge for . (during a private dance), Let's go to the back room baby. I'm not giving you my money! Oh yeah, run away you leech! Log in or sign up for Facebook to connect with friends, family and people you know. "Well, I'll be," said the trooper who pulled over State Police Colonel Lamar Davis. By submitting your email, you agree to our, GTA 5s Lamar roasts Franklin meme goes IRL with original actors, Sign up for the I need some cover while I bring him to safety! He's my husband. Chop, I gotta train you to shit on the neighbor's yard. (when asking for a private dance), Right this way, sir. (while attacked by hostile NPCs), This shit's going down, Chop! (when entering the store), I'll be here if you really need me. Michael, man! I bet a lot of people dont know or realize how much extra dialogue exists in between missions. You have feet in your shoes. You don't wanna miss and make me come after you! State Police Superintendent Lamar Davis held a news conference late Friday in response to portions of the video obtained and released by the Associated Press this week. Not as bad as you but still in the "scammed by Everest" boat. What's your problem, fatso? LD Organics (c. 2021)Vehicle repossession (Formerly)Drug dealingCar theftCredit card fraud (Carson Ave/Chamberlain Families in gunfight), Come get the Family beatdown! Call Jesse in the clinic! My emotions are taking me out of my mind. So, uh Do chubby chasers seek you out? I love the outfit you have on today. More info - http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/Lamar_Davis More. Later, he instructs the player to steal a gas tanker from the LTD gas station in Little Seoul, a tanker full of chemicals going to the Palmer-Taylor Power Station and a gas tanker en-route to the Xero Gas warehouse at LSIA, and deliver them to his depot in Murrieta Heights. Bradley "Brad" Snider is the posthumous overarching protagonist of Grand Theft Auto V . Hey asshole! Had Trevor not been there to uncover the possible rip-off, Lamar would've ended up buying a brick of drywall. (Chinese clerks, after being robbed in online mode), This store is not your personal piggy bank! Grand Theft Auto Online, the game's online multiplayer mode, was released in September 2013. You're entirely dried out. https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2it0mk/i_am_gerald_slink_johnson_voice_of_lamar_davis_of. Don't mind I will borrow this for a while, do ya? But I think you know that!, https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/File:LamarDavis-GTAV-Quote.ogg, https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/File:LamarDavis-GTAOe-Quote-ShortTripFireItUp.ogg, being forced by Michael to drive another repossession through the shop window, to save his friends instead of killing them, https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/File:TheThirdWay-GTAV-LamarHelpsMichael.ogg, The Three Bankers (Paulie, Clyde and Darren), Unnamed heist crew member (heavy weapons supply drop), Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. Knock, knock, my politically incorrect racial epithets. 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